Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Out of the Mouth of Grayson

Grayson reads destructions, not instructions.
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Grayson was supposed to be napping in our bed one day, and I let him watch cartoons until he fell asleep.  I went in to check on him, and he was still awake.  I asked him if he wasn’t going to go to sleep, and he replied, “I tried, Momma, but if I close my eyes, I can’t see the TV!” Certainly can’t argue with that logic.
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The other day, Abby mentioned something about losing her voice.  Grayson misunderstood her and said, “No, Abby, you can’t lose your boys. You’re a girl, you lose your girls.  I’m a boy, I lose my boys.”  Allllllll-righty, then.
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Grayson asked for a piece of candy, and then immediately said “Never mind, I don’t want to by hoppy.”  Ummm, excuse me?  “I don’t want to be hoppy, that scares me.”  Gray, do you mean hyper?  “Yeah, I don’t want to be hopper.”
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One of Grayson’s favorite words right now is “actulutely”… a mash-up of actually and absolutely.  He uses it in place of either word. “You are actulutely right, Momma.”  “Actulutely, I already picked up my room, Momma.”
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He asked me if I had a “Haddukah”.  After much discussion, I realized he meant Hannukah, which led to an impromptu lesson on Jewish customs. He went around the rest of the day saying, “I’m not Jewish, but I can still say Hannukah.” Thank you, Special Agent Oso.
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1 comment:

  1. Haha, too cute! I have to admit your last quote about "haddukah" had me thinking it was going down a "hookah" track which would have been equally as hilarious.

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